One day there was this troubled guy named Dan sitting at the bar, just staring at his drink for over an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes his drink and pounds it down.
Dan starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that… This day is the worst of my life! First I accidentally sleep in and got to my job late. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I left the building, to my car, I find out it was stolen! The police say there is nothing they can do. So I call a cabbie to pick me up and then remember I left my wallet in the car so the cab driver just drives away.”
“When I finally got home I discovered my wife in bed with the gardener! Distraught I drove here to this bar to put an end to my life when you show up and drink my poison.”
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