“Here’s to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life’s problems” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?” – Homer Simpson
“If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That’s the American way.” – Homer Simpson
“Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals!… except the weasels.” – Homer Simpson
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