RIDDLE: You are driving some people around in a bus. Four people get in at the first stop and three get off. Seven people get off at the second stop and five get on. At the third stop, two get off and six more get on. What would you say is the color of the driver’s eyes? ANSWER: You were driving the bus, remember?
RIDDLE: Is it legal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina? ANSWER: We don’t bury people who are still alive!
RIDDLE: A man wearing black clothes, black shoes and a black hat is walking down a street. The street lamps are all off. A black car, with its headlights off, comes speeding down the road, but screeches to a halt, just before hitting the man. How did the driver see the man? ANSWER: Because it was day time!