One day there was this troubled guy named Dan sitting at the bar, just staring at his drink for over an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes his drink and pounds it down. Dan starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy […]
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Posted by admin on April 11th, 2011
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than […]
Very Funny English Joke
Posted by admin on March 8th, 2011
A barber was doing community service for the week, so all hair cuts were free. A florist came into his shop for a cut, when she went to pay he told her he was doing community service and it there was no charge, she was quite happy. The next day when he came to work, […]
