Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Words to Live By

You’ve got a lot of choices.  If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you’re not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.  ~Steven D. Woodhull Remember, if you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns!  ~Allison Gappa Bottke If you don’t like how things are, change it!  You’re […]

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Brain Teasers

RIDDLE: You are driving some people around in a bus. Four people get in at the first stop and three get off. Seven people get off at the second stop and five get on. At the third stop, two get off and six more get on. What would you say is the color of the […]

Funny Quotes by Homer Simpson

“Here’s to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life’s problems” – Homer Simpson “Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?” – Homer Simpson “If you don’t like your job, […]

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